Jokes of the Week: 11-1-4
Eastn McWilliams
Jokes
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
Jokes of the Week: 11-1-4
EastnMcWilliams
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
A man tells his doctor, Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you.”
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
Jokes of the Week: 10-25
Eastn McWilliams
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license
What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love
What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love
Jokes of the Week: 10-19
Eastn McWilliams
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot
Jokes of the week: Oct 11-14
Jacob DeWitt and hayden Foster
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisss Story
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because the students were so bright
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run
What is a witch favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What is the best place to grow flower in the school?
Kindergarten
Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear
What do elves wear to school?
The elf - a - bet
Hisss Story
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because the students were so bright
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run
What is a witch favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What is the best place to grow flower in the school?
Kindergarten
Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear
What do elves wear to school?
The elf - a - bet
Jokes of the week: Sep 13-16
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because she lost all her contacts.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
Knead for Speed.
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
Because she lost all her contacts.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
Knead for Speed.
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
Jokes of the week: Sep 6-9
By: Jacob Dewitt & Hayden Foster
I'm afraid of the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Its days are numbered.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Jokes of the Week: Aug. 30-Sept. 2
By: Jacob Dewitt & Hayden Foster
What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby, one more time.
What did one light bulb say to the other?
Watt's up?
What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath.
Why is the obtuse angle sad?
Because it's never right.
Where do cows go on date night?
To the mooovies.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Hit me baby, one more time.
What did one light bulb say to the other?
Watt's up?
What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath.
Why is the obtuse angle sad?
Because it's never right.
Where do cows go on date night?
To the mooovies.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.